Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await read more official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a tank full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.
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